+1 depressed Chosen One

[fuckingtragedy]

Hey friends, it's Pumpkin again! It appears I am only capable of bringing you bisexual disaster boys, so here's a Simon Snow.

He's just lost his magic, so he's trying to figure out how to function without it, while simultaneously grappling the trauma of having murdered the only father figure he's ever known! Also, he has big red dragon wings and a cartoonish devil tail. He's very self-conscious about them. Please be nice.

Let's obtain this grain.

Comments

[doubled_speed]

Interesting dude. Tommy can’t wait to meet.

[fuckingtragedy]

Yes, be friends with him! Don't let his lack of intelligence scare you away!

[doubled_speed]

And here I was going to say that about tommy. 

[fuckingtragedy]

Oh no, they're perfect for each other!

[doubled_speed]

Does it help that the origin of Tommy’s soul is his world’s equivalent of the devil?

[fuckingtragedy]

IMMENSELY. God, is he just like, the coolest person in his world?

[doubled_speed]

Tommy will insist that he REALLY is.

[fuckingtragedy]

Then they DEFINITELY have to be friends, because Simon is absolutely the coolest person in HIS world too.

[spoiledbugboy]

Did u say tail and wings? Well, Haga is absolutely ready to think those are hella cool, but not openly admitting it at first! Because that's what he does.

[fuckingtragedy]

A tail and wings! Which he gave to himself and then couldn't figure out how to get rid of. :)

[spoiledbugboy]

Amazing!

Haga's going to not so subtlety ask how he did it and then get bummed when he can't do it anymore because no more magic

[fuckingtragedy]

Sorry to disappoint, Haga.